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Pop-Up Tools MenuThere are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.
Almes, Guy
Added: 2002-02-23
Pop-Up Tools MenuPart of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest
Asimov, Isaac
Added: 2002-09-22
Pop-Up Tools MenuThe danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but that we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway.
Avishai, Bernard
Added: 2002-02-23
Pop-Up Tools MenuOn two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
Babbage, Charles
Added: 2002-03-04
Pop-Up Tools MenuAnd computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By "they" I mean "computers": I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)
Barry, Dave
Added: 2004-02-04
Pop-Up Tools MenuIf computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee - that will do them in
Bromide, Bradley's
Added: 2002-09-22
Pop-Up Tools MenuThe Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
Brown, Andrew
Added: 2002-02-23
Pop-Up Tools MenuComputer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
Brown, Rita Mae
Added: 2002-04-03
Pop-Up Tools MenuImagine a school with children that can read or write, but with teachers who cannot, and you have a metaphor of the Information Age in which we live.
Cochrane, Peter
Added: 2004-10-09
Pop-Up Tools MenuIf the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside
Cringely, Robert
Added: 2002-05-31
Pop-Up Tools MenuIf a train station is where the train stops, what's a work station?
Dannenberg, Dr Roger B
Added: 2004-04-25
Pop-Up Tools MenuIf you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and none dare criticize it.
Gallois, Pierre Marie
Added: 2002-02-23
Pop-Up Tools Menu640K ought to be enough for anybody
Gates, William (Bill) H
Added: 2002-05-31
Pop-Up Tools MenuThe great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier
Gates, William (Bill) H
Added: 2002-09-22
Pop-Up Tools MenuThe problem with the global villiage is all the global villiage idiots.
Ginsparg, P
Added: 2001-11-19
Pop-Up Tools MenuThat is one of the Laws of Usenet, up there with 'You can tell when a Usenet discussion is getting old when someone drags out Hitler and the Nazis.'
Goldfarb, David
Added: 2004-05-03
Pop-Up Tools MenuThe perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.
Goodman, Al
Added: 2002-04-03
Pop-Up Tools MenuThe real danger is not that computers will think like men, but that men will think like computers
Harris, Sidney J
Added: 2002-05-21
Pop-Up Tools MenuInformation Superhighway is really an acronym for 'Interactive Network For Organizing, Retrieving, Manipulating, Accessing And Transferring Information On National Systems, Unleashing Practically Every Rebellious Human Intelligence, Gratifying Hackers, Wiseacres, And Yahoos'
Kwaku, Keven
Added: 2003-02-21
Pop-Up Tools MenuComputers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up
Magary, James
Added: 2002-09-22
Pop-Up Tools MenuConsidering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
Meissner, Michael
Added: 2002-05-31
Pop-Up Tools MenuChange one thing and network becomes notwork.
Melvin, Marc E
Added: 2004-02-20
Pop-Up Tools MenuThe trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
Murray, Patrick
Added: 2002-04-03
Pop-Up Tools MenuThere is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home
Olsen, Kenneth H
Added: 2002-05-31
Pop-Up Tools MenuComputers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Picasso, Pablo
Added: 2002-02-23

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